darlingyoufuckedupp:

taraebooks:

joebagofdoughnuts:

More proof that Cats are not nearly as graceful and agile as we give them credit for….

ITS FUCKING FEET

I CANT BREATHE

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

(via psyche-deli)

Is this a page from a coloring book?!

the-chubby-nerd:

What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at.

(via cosmic-cunnilingus)

crustpunkslamdunk:

majortvjunkie:

genetic engineering is destroying strawberries

wait a dang minute

(via cosmic-cunnilingus)

psychedelicdimensions:

Albert Hofmann

(via cosmic-cunnilingus)

(via fuckitjustletmejoin)

(via dreadsandacidheads)

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

(via thecublife)

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

(via meme-meme)

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

*pothead

(via fuckitjustletmejoin)

I wonder what it could be!

(via thcfinder)

rolltangbruh:

This is the most beautiful delicate penis I have ever laid eyes on

(via cosmic-cunnilingus)

(via protect-the-flames)